Let's get something straight, I'm a fucking
jerk. I am sitting here writing this
with a shit load of porn on my computer, I'm talking gigs of porn,
thousands of movies... and I didn't pay jack shit for it. So,
I'm only going to tell you this once, you never have to pay
to get into porn sites... if you pay, you're either an idiot, or
you're too damn lazy to find where the free porn is. There are
so many very good, FREE porn sites out there, that you should
NEVER have to pay. A lot of the free sites are even better
than the expensive paysites that make you dish out $40, just to look
at their members area, which ends up being pure shit half the time.
I say fuck paying for any porn on the internet.
Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Well I do.
I've been surfing porn sites since they came out in 1996. Back
then, I didn't have the privileges of getting porn for free... I had
to spend $50 to get into those sites. And you want to know how
they were? Pure fucking shit. They were collections of
pixilated, grainy, shitty, low-quality pictures (they didn't even
have movies then). I'm sure they just scanned magazines like
playboy, then posted them on the internet, and made you pay.
All in all, they were reselling a bunch of pictures that weren't
even theirs to begin with, not to mention everyone and their mom has
already seen them.
My point is, after over 10 years, not much has changed in the online
adult industry. All these paysites make these big promises
about how great their sites are and how great their porn is... until
you actually pay to get inside and find out it's the same shit
you've already seen a million times. What is the fucking point
of that? I'm so sick of these people and I'm going to do
something about it. So, I'm going to say it one more time...
You DON'T have to pay to get into porn sites!
Especially since many of the free sites out there are WAY BETTER
than the expensive paysites... anyone who pays for porn, is a
fucking idiot. |
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It's pretty fucking simple actually. A couple years ago some
smart porn site owners realized that people were so sick of joining
these shitty paysites and feeling ripped off. Of course these
guys know that most paysites are pure shit. They wanted to
figure out a way to PROVE to you that their sites were high quality
with porn you haven't seen a million times.
So here's what these porn site owners did. In order to prove
to us that their site wasn't the typical crap you always see, and to
regain our trust... THEY DECIDED TO LET US IN FOR FREE! That's
all there is to it. You don't have to be some nerdy computer
hacker to get these passwords. You just have to know which
ones are actually free, and which ones aren't. And that's
where I come in.
Below is my list of sites that offer free passwords. I
have joined every single one of them and have never been charged a
cent. So I can honestly say from experience, that these sites
don't fuck around. Now that you know where to get porn for
free, you guys better not pay to join all those shitty paysites out
there!!!! |
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Don't be a Fucking Idiot!
Never PAY for shitty porn!
Find the site you like best!
Join the sites for FREE!
Grab your lube & the
pocket pussy!
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Ok, so here are
all of the paysites I could find with a free membership. My little
rule of thumb is, I won't list a site here unless I join it first and verify
that it's free. So I've joined every site below, downloaded a shit
load of porn, and never got charged a cent. There is pretty much every
porn niche covered, so just find a site you like, and check it out.
All of the sites have good porn, some are even exclusive content, meaning
you can't see the stuff anywhere else on the net.
I put my honest rating of the site below, based on a 1-10 scale. I
also tried to list the sites from best to worse, but they change so often, I
decided not to keep up with it anymore. Why? Because I'm fucking
lazy, that's why. All I can say is, check out the sites below, enjoy
the free pass... and load up your computer with porn like I do. |
Fuck My Mommy & Me
Watch these slutty moms show
their daughters how to fuck! Tons of totally exclusive
adult videos in this site.
Must see!
(10/10) |
Schoolgirl Internal
These hot young schoolgirls
will do anything for the cock. Watch them get their tight pussies banged out
hard.
(10/10) |
I am Eighteen
Come and get these tight and
horny teen sluts that are begging for hard cock! There are 1000's of vids &
pics.
(10/10) |
Lethal Hardcore
If you're looking for
movies, go here. They have hundreds of thousands and they teach you
how to burn them to DVD.
(10/10) |
Raunchy Ex-Girlfriends
This is probably the best
teen porn site on the internet, hands down. These videos are all insane!
Check it out.
(10/10) |
Brother Undercover
This site has a shit load of
lesbian videos. They have basically every lesbo DVD ever made plus exclusive
stuff.
(8/10) |
Your Mom Tossed My Salad
I can't believe these moms
like to eat out dude's assholes. This is some nasty shit, but I'm sure some
of you fucks like it.
(10/10) |
Exploited 18
All of the girls on this
site are just barely 18 years old. They even show you their ID before they
get fucked.
(9/10) |
Ethnic Pass
If you want black porn,
these guys have everything. Most of their videos are exclusive too, which is
awesome.
(10/10) |
Melon Hunter
Here is the big tit
wonderland you've been searching for. They have all high def big tit videos and pics to download.
(10/10) |
Whale Talin'
There's nothing better than
hot chicks in thongs getting banged out. These chicks never take off those
wet panties!
(9/10) |
Bang My Step Mom
These step moms are fucking
hot. There's not much else to say. Except for the fact that they all get
fucked.
(10/10) |
CFNM Exposed
CFNM stands for clothed
male, nude female. Meaning the guys get stripped naked then they bang hot
chicks.
(8/10) |
Seduced Lesbian
This site has a shit load of
lesbian videos. They have basically every lesbo DVD ever made plus exclusive
stuff.
(9/10) |
Mega Site Pass
With your one password here
you get access to about 40 other sites. This is the best deal out there.
(10/10) |
All Interracial
These white sluts aren't
satisfied unless they have their snatches filled with hard black cock. They
crave BLACK COCK.
(9/10) |
Sex For Grades
Schoolgirls will do anything to get an A.
Watch these chicks fuck their way through college. Tons of videos.
(8/10) |
Creampie Sistas
Watch these hot ghetto booty
shakin hoes get their pussy filled with cum. They are all pregnant after
this.
(8/10) |
Lethal 18
What's more to say about
this one? A bunch of hot teen babes turned into sluts. Their
parents are proud of them.
(9/10) |
Real Black MILFs
These black moms really know
how to fuck. Watch these huge booties bounce on some real big cock.
(9/10) |
Cougar Sex Club
All of the cougar videos on
the net are here. There are literally thousands of them for you to download.
(8/10) |
Gloryhole Admissions
This is the ultimate blowjob
site. They have pretty much every cock sucking video ever made I think.
(10/10) |
Cameltoe Ho's
If you're a camel toe lover,
look no further. These fucking bitches have the biggest sandwich meat.
(8/10) |
Lesbian Sistas
A black lesbian site? Yes,
it's for realz. Watch these ghetto hoes get down on some pussy right now.
(8/10) |
Lesbo Trick
Hot straight chicks get
tricked into having lesbian sex for money. Most of them end up loving it, so
it's nice.
(9/10) |
Jaw Dropping Asses
God bless big ass women.
This site has the hottest ass dropping videos out there. Watch them ride
some cock.
(8/10) |
My MILF Boss
Ever wish you could bang
that MILF boss of yours? Well at least you can watch someone else do it now.
(9/10) |
XXX Rewind
Lets go back to the 80s when
chicks had big hairy bushes. Seriously, you can see tons of old porn videos
here.
(9/10) |
Sexy Cougars
There are so many movies and pics to
download here, it's insane. These cougars are so fucking hot. Must
see site.
(8/10) |
Black Butt Bounce
This site is ghetto
fabulous. These horny
black sluts really know how to bounce on top of some
cock. This is hot
porno.
(8/10) |
Rap Video Auditions
Yeah, those bitches you see
in Jay-Z's videos have to try out first. They suck his dick and bang him.
(8/10) |
XXX at Work
Naughty secretaries always
end up sleeping with their boss. Now you can see how it really goes down.
Wipe down the desk.
(8/10) |
Big League Squirters
This shit is insane. These
chicks have a water fountain coming out of their pussy. You will love it.
(7/10) |
Escort Trick
These guys go around and get
escorts to fuck on video. They
fuck well. Then at the end they don't pay the
bitches.
(8/10) |
Tranny.com
The name says it all with
this one. You can't get much better than tranny.com. They have the best
shemale videos.
(9/10) |
Cum Filled Trannys
Watch these nasty
tranny
babes
take huge loads of cum in their tight assholes. Great site for some of you!
(9/10) |
