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I'VE DELIVERED FREE PORN PASSES
SO FAR TODAY! |
Let's get something straight, I'm a fucking
jerk. I am sitting here writing this
with a shit load of porn on my computer, I'm talking gigs of porn,
thousands of movies... and I didn't pay jack shit for it. So,
I'm only going to tell you this once, you never have to pay
to get into porn sites... if you pay, you're either an idiot, or
you're too damn lazy to find where the free porn is. There are
so many very good, FREE porn sites out there, that you should
NEVER have to pay. A lot of the free sites are even better
than the expensive paysites that make you dish out $40, just to look
at their members area, which ends up being pure shit half the time.
I say fuck paying for any porn on the internet.
Don't think I know what I'm talking about? Well I do.
I've been surfing porn sites since they came out in 1996. Back
then, I didn't have the privileges of getting porn for free... I had
to spend $50 to get into those sites. And you want to know how
they were? Pure fucking shit. They were collections of
pixilated, grainy, shitty, low-quality pictures (they didn't even
have movies then). I'm sure they just scanned magazines like
playboy, then posted them on the internet, and made you pay.
All in all, they were reselling a bunch of pictures that weren't
even theirs to begin with, not to mention everyone and their mom has
already seen them.
My point is, after over 10 years, not much has changed in the online
adult industry. All these paysites make these big promises
about how great their sites are and how great their porn is... until
you actually pay to get inside and find out it's the same shit
you've already seen a million times. What is the fucking point
of that? I'm so sick of these people and I'm going to do
something about it. So, I'm going to say it one more time...
You DON'T have to pay to get into porn sites!
Especially since many of the free sites out there are WAY BETTER
than the expensive paysites... anyone who pays for porn, is a
fucking idiot. |
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It's pretty fucking simple actually. A couple years ago some
smart porn site owners realized that people were so sick of joining
these shitty paysites and feeling ripped off. Of course these
guys know that most paysites are pure shit. They wanted to
figure out a way to PROVE to you that their sites were high quality
with porn you haven't seen a million times.
So here's what these porn site owners did. In order to prove
to us that their site wasn't the typical crap you always see, and to
regain our trust... THEY DECIDED TO LET US IN FOR FREE! That's
all there is to it. You don't have to be some nerdy computer
hacker to get these passwords. You just have to know which
ones are actually free, and which ones aren't. And that's
where I come in.
Below is my list of sites that offer 100% free passwords. I
have joined every single one of them and have never been charged a
cent. So I can honestly say from experience, that these sites
don't fuck around. Now that you know where to get porn for
free, you guys better not pay to join all those shitty paysites out
there!!!! |
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Don't be a Fucking Idiot!
Never PAY for shitty porn!
Find the site you like best!
Join the sites for FREE!
Grab your lube & the
pocket pussy!
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#1 MOST REQUESTED FREE
PASSWORD |
This is the #1 live cam community on the
internet!
IFriends
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iFriends, the inventor of Free Lifetime Memberships, has been serving up
webcams since 1998 and they do it like no other site can. These guys
seriously have more chat hosts and members than any other site on the
internet, and I'm going to tell you why.
It's really a love or hate relationship I with this website, I mean
its packed full of porn... Over 500 million photos and videos to give you a
rough figure on it and to top if off, to keep the party rocking, they have
around 10 million members to their site. That's right there is enough to love
the fuck out of the place for all eternity. Now to the bad news, its uglier
than a pimped face fat bitch with a black eye. The site is still using its
original design from 1998.. I mean come on with the internet over 10 years
old and this website being around almost since the beginning, its time to
spice things up a bit.. Why the hell haven't they had this site redone to
look modern, yet still kick ass with all of its dominating porn archives and
live chat hosts???
Now you're wondering, how the hell does iFriends work?? Out of those 10
million or so members roughly 400,000 of them are chat hosts themselves,
meaning they are the people you come here to watch. Since they're so large
to begin with, I'm sure you're coming to realize very quickly that also means
they have the most live girls on at any given time. 3 am, noon, 10 pm
whatever schedule you are on, there's a little hotty on iFriends who's ready
and willing to strip down and play with that kitten for you as long as you
got time to see!
As for the FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP... I have been a member since 1999, and
I've never had a single charge on my card. Not one cent in the 8 years I
have been a member. Of course, they have some account upgrade options
(that's how they make their money), but I've never upgraded and have never
been charged. So it's up to you if you'd like to get more than free webcam
shows.
To sum it up, iFriends along with being by far the largest free webcam site,
they've always been keeping up with technology to maintain member happiness.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?? Well, this means all that HD porn
you've been drooling about for the past several months... iFriends has more
1080i HD porn videos than any other site could even afford to pay for to put
into their member's area.. They have all kinds of surveys on their chat
hosts so you can really get to know that girl you've been watching
masturbate for the past 30 minutes, personalized fan clubs for each chat
host, on top of the largest porn archives out there.
Just for keeping their quantity and quality of porn above the rest, iFriends
gets a 10 out of 10 rating, even if its ugly as fuck.
ENTER IFRIENDS - FREE LIFETIME PASSWORD » |
MY PERSONAL RATING: (10 out of 10) |
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Ok, so here are
all of the paysites I could find with a free membership. My little
rule of thumb is, I won't list a site here unless I join it first and verify
that it's free. So I've joined every site below, downloaded a shit
load of porn, and never got charged a cent. There is pretty much every
porn niche covered, so just find a site you like, and check it out.
All of the sites have good porn, some are even exclusive content, meaning
you can't see the stuff anywhere else on the net.
I put my honest rating of the site below, based on a 1-10 scale. I
also tried to list the sites from best to worse, but they change so often, I
decided not to keep up with it anymore. Why? Because I'm fucking
lazy, that's why. All I can say is, check out the sites below, enjoy
the free pass... and load up your computer with porn like I do. |
Farmer Sluts
Wow, now this site is fucking crazy. Dogs,
horses, cows, oh my! This is some of the most unique porn in my collection.
(9/10) |
Celebrity Orgy
I bet this site has been
sued by celebrities many times, because they have every fucking sex tape out
there.
(10/10) |
I Fucked The Babysitter
This site has a lot of
slutty young babysitters getting the shit banged out of them. You will love
these girls.
(9/10) |
Teen Slut
What's more to say about
this one? A bunch of hot teen babes turned into sluts. Their
parents are proud of them.
(9/10) |
Go Fuck a Milf
There are so many movies and pics to
download here, it's insane. These mom's are so fucking hot. Must
see site.
(9/10) |
Ultra Movie Pass
If you're looking for
movies, go here. They have hundreds of thousands and they teach you
how to burn them to DVD.
(10/10) |
Lesbian Clit Lickers
Here is one of the best
lesbian members areas I've ever seen. I think I've downloaded more from here
than anywhere else.
(9/10) |
Squirting Frenzy
If you've never seen
squirting, you need to check this site out. These girls have such big
orgasms they squirt all over.
(9/10) |
Amateur Site
I think most of these teen
girls are first timers in porn, most of them seemed like they haven't been
fucked too much.
(8/10) |
Whale Cock
I really don't see how these
bitches can handel cocks like this. I mean 13 inches? Won't that hit their
stomach?
(9/10) |
Ebony Bangers
Down with the ghetto booty?
This site has more black ass than any other site I've been in. Tons of
content here.
(9/10) |
Asian Sizzle
God bless asian women.. I
love em. These chicks are so hot and this site has so many movies and
pictures.
(8/10) |
Dark Meat White Treat
I think these girls are mad
at their dad or something. If not, when their dad see's them taking a
10" black cock...
(9/10) |
Anal Sorority
Here are a lot of younger
chicks, probably college girls, taking it in the ass.. hard. What a great
anal site.
(8/10) |
Creampie Frenzy
Ready to see some internal
cumshots in high definition? This is definitely the site to check out, great
movies!
(9/10) |
Milf Frenzy
The MILFs on this site are a
bit older and mature.. which means they know how to fuck. I definitely
recommend this one.
(9/10) |
Mega Titty
Here is the big tit
wonderland you've been searching for. They have all high def big tit videos and pics to download.
(8/10) |
Cummy Cocktails
Kinky sluts get drenched in
cum, all in high def movies! This is the biggest bukkake fest on the
internet!
(8/10) |
Ebony Fuck Videos
These black girls are
fucking sluts. I like watching them bounce up and down. Their ass will
hypnotize you.
(7/10) |
Handjob Heat
Here is the ultimate handjob
porn site. They have hundreds of exclusive high definition videos to
download!
(8/10) |
Her First Real Orgasm
This site finds girls that
have never had an orgasm, then they do everything possible to get them to
scream :)
(8/10) |
Slutty School Bus
What's more to say about
this site? Hot teen chicks getting fucked on a school bus. I love
living in America.. for the porn.
(9/10) |
Finally 18
All of the girls on this
site are just barely 18 years old. They even show you their ID before they
get fucked.
(8/10) |
Thong Bang
These horny sluts get fucked
in their thongs! If you wanna see some sexy bitches get fucked in their
underwear, go here.
(7/10) |
Internal Cumshots
These horny chicks love the
sensation of warm cum dripping out of their tight holes. See it in high
definition!
(8/10) |
Hidden Sex Cam
I thought this kind of porn
was illegal, I guess not. They have hidden cameras everywhere. If you like
to spy, this is for you.
(7/10) |
Latina Fuck Videos
There's nothing like a
little loving south of the border. Listen to these latina babe scream "Ai
papiiiiii..."
(8/10) |
Fuck My Brazilian Ass
I've never been to Brazil, but I hear the
bitches there slutty as hell. After watching these videos, I really believe
it.
(9/10) |
Fuck Butter
I like to see a pretty face
get a huge load of cum all over it.. there's seriously nothing better. This
site has SO many videos.
(8/10) |
She Sucks Black Dick
These sexy white girls love
sucking on huge black cock. You can watch them love it in high definition
movies!
(8/10) |
Real Drunk Girls
This site is better than any
Girls Gone Wild commercial I've ever seen. I think drunk girls will do just
about anything.
(8/10) |
Anal Brats
Hot girls that have never
taken it in the ass before. After this site is done with them, I don't think
they will ever again.
(8/10) |
My Porn Site
This is the biggest high
definition hardcore porn site on the internet. You guys have to see these
movies.
(8/10) |
My Mom's First DP
I think this is the first
site I've ever seen where MILFs are getting fucked in both holes. This is a
great site.
(7/10) |
Amazon Shemales
This site has the hottest
shemales on the net, straight from Brazil. Tons of full length High def
movies to see!
(8/10) |
2 Holes 2 Poles
These girls really like
having one cock in their pussy and one in their ass. And I seem to
like watching it too.
(7/10) |
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